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<title>Dumpalink.com</title>
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<description>Funny and Crazy Videos</description>
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<title>Extreme catapulting</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Extreme_catapulting-7889.html</link>
<description>A simple see-saw plus a huge-ass crane equals a dude flying through the air.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Extreme catapulting</media:title>
<media:description>A simple see-saw plus a huge-ass crane equals a dude flying through the air.</media:description>
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<title>Guy pranks wife with gun</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Guy_pranks_wife_with_gun-5adk.html</link>
<description>Anyone dumb enough to sniff a gun deserves to have this happen to them.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Guy pranks wife with gun</media:title>
<media:description>Anyone dumb enough to sniff a gun deserves to have this happen to them.</media:description>
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<title>Crazy german dude dancing</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Crazy_german_dude_dancing-9l01.html</link>
<description>Hes actually got some moves, but that hysterical laughing definitely puts this in the "freaky" category.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Crazy german dude dancing</media:title>
<media:description>Hes actually got some moves, but that hysterical laughing definitely puts this in the "freaky" category.</media:description>
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<title>Shakespeare vs. rodney dangerfield</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Shakespeare_vs_rodney_dangerfield-4j6g.html</link>
<description>I say, doust thou not respect me, knave?</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Shakespeare vs. rodney dangerfield</media:title>
<media:description>I say, doust thou not respect me, knave?</media:description>
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<title>White boy rap battle gets ugly</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/White_boy_rap_battle_gets_ugly-khle.html</link>
<description>If only theyd do us all a favor and resolve their differences with high-caliber firearms...</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>White boy rap battle gets ugly</media:title>
<media:description>If only theyd do us all a favor and resolve their differences with high-caliber firearms...</media:description>
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<title>Flying musical ants</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Flying_musical_ants-6lc9.html</link>
<description>Being able to launch yourself through the air by snapping your jaws shut is a useful talent for an ant.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Flying musical ants</media:title>
<media:description>Being able to launch yourself through the air by snapping your jaws shut is a useful talent for an ant.</media:description>
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<title>Rubber bullet to the crotch</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Rubber_bullet_to_the_crotch-40hg.html</link>
<description>An Israeli soldier shoots a handcuffed Palestinian soldier in the crotch with a rubber bullet at point-blank range.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Rubber bullet to the crotch</media:title>
<media:description>An Israeli soldier shoots a handcuffed Palestinian soldier in the crotch with a rubber bullet at point-blank range.</media:description>
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<title>Ghetto catfight rips girls clothes off</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Ghetto_catfight_rips_girls_clothes_off-5d4f.html</link>
<description>What a nice and civil discourse over who slept with whos baby daddy.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Ghetto catfight rips girls clothes off</media:title>
<media:description>What a nice and civil discourse over who slept with whos baby daddy.</media:description>
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<title>Balloon launches girl into pain</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Balloon_launches_girl_into_pain-3id4.html</link>
<description>These sorts of tragedies occur when you straddle the line between soft things and hard things.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/ab2g4gl7hbaaf0l7_04.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Balloon launches girl into pain</media:title>
<media:description>These sorts of tragedies occur when you straddle the line between soft things and hard things.</media:description>
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<title>Awesomely huge homemade water slide</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Awesomely_huge_homemade_water_slide-lacl.html</link>
<description>This is why I wish I lived on a hill.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Awesomely huge homemade water slide</media:title>
<media:description>This is why I wish I lived on a hill.</media:description>
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<title>Girl gets thrown down on her head</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Girl_gets_thrown_down_on_her_head-86j7.html</link>
<description>For a chick fight, thats one hell of a takedown.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Girl gets thrown down on her head</media:title>
<media:description>For a chick fight, thats one hell of a takedown.</media:description>
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<title>Fat chick goes wild</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Fat_chick_goes_wild-dl85.html</link>
<description>This video has more jiggles than a tub of jello in an earthquake.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Fat chick goes wild</media:title>
<media:description>This video has more jiggles than a tub of jello in an earthquake.</media:description>
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<title>Nasty catfight</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Nasty_catfight-ddje.html</link>
<description>I wish someone would hit that screeching hosebeast in the audience in the face.  With a chainsaw.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Nasty catfight</media:title>
<media:description>I wish someone would hit that screeching hosebeast in the audience in the face.  With a chainsaw.</media:description>
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<title>Awesome somersault kick ends fight</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Awesome_somersault_kick_ends_fight-2h99.html</link>
<description>He definitely did not see that one coming.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Awesome somersault kick ends fight</media:title>
<media:description>He definitely did not see that one coming.</media:description>
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<title>Stupid guy falls into swimming pool</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Stupid_guy_falls_into_swimming_pool-10lf.html</link>
<description>Did that chair look like a trampoline or something to him?</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Stupid guy falls into swimming pool</media:title>
<media:description>Did that chair look like a trampoline or something to him?</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Girl gets guy clothesline</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Girl_gets_guy_clothesline-1af4.html</link>
<description>He shouldve been watching where he was going, not checking out the hottie next to him.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/aac861jb1j0gh69d_13.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Girl gets guy clothesline</media:title>
<media:description>He shouldve been watching where he was going, not checking out the hottie next to him.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Shoplifter vs. security</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Shoplifter_vs_security-2153.html</link>
<description>Not all mall security guards are fat porkers who cant waddle any further than the donut stand.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/h8fd3jla18h31953.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Shoplifter vs. security</media:title>
<media:description>Not all mall security guards are fat porkers who cant waddle any further than the donut stand.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Rollerblader takes it in the nuts and face</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Rollerblader_takes_it_in_the_nuts_and_face-5ghd.html</link>
<description>I think were going to have a serious reproduction crisis in this country once the current generation of skaters tries to have kids.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Rollerblader takes it in the nuts and face</media:title>
<media:description>I think were going to have a serious reproduction crisis in this country once the current generation of skaters tries to have kids.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Cops bust drunk passed out in car</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Cops_bust_drunk_passed_out_in_car-0ahi.html</link>
<description>This is not a good way to avoid a DUI.  Having your kids in the back probably isnt good either.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/c3837c5d0ld8de4b_17.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Cops bust drunk passed out in car</media:title>
<media:description>This is not a good way to avoid a DUI.  Having your kids in the back probably isnt good either.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Giant snake attacks cameraman</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Giant_snake_attacks_cameraman-k41c.html</link>
<description>Wherever this happened, I am never, ever going within a thousand miles of there.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/32l89age6fi2il6l_04.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Giant snake attacks cameraman</media:title>
<media:description>Wherever this happened, I am never, ever going within a thousand miles of there.</media:description>
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<title>Goat vs. child</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Goat_vs_child-6ldb.html</link>
<description>This is why goats are awesome.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/j2ifbll1ef2h1eek.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Goat vs. child</media:title>
<media:description>This is why goats are awesome.</media:description>
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<item>
<title>Granny takes on armed robber with broom</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Granny_takes_on_armed_robber_with_broom-144g.html</link>
<description>I dont know where the image of the kindly old grandma came from, theyre fucking scary sometimes.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/gcgbdj6b194delga.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Granny takes on armed robber with broom</media:title>
<media:description>I dont know where the image of the kindly old grandma came from, theyre fucking scary sometimes.</media:description>
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<title>Girl takes out another one with a bottle</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Girl_takes_out_another_one_with_a_bottle-k5ai.html</link>
<description>Wait, she hit someone in the face with a glass bottle.  According to the movies, that should knock them out or something, right?</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/j62dfl274a1h1b42_13.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Girl takes out another one with a bottle</media:title>
<media:description>Wait, she hit someone in the face with a glass bottle.  According to the movies, that should knock them out or something, right?</media:description>
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<title>Stop motion music</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Stop_motion_music-3jbg.html</link>
<description>A pretty inventive way to compose a song.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/h9790k6kehbf9dff.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Stop motion music</media:title>
<media:description>A pretty inventive way to compose a song.</media:description>
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<title>Skydiver takes out military band</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Skydiver_takes_out_military_band-4dcc.html</link>
<description>I guess he just really hates clarinet players.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/def9jij6aa24l2ba_04.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Skydiver takes out military band</media:title>
<media:description>I guess he just really hates clarinet players.</media:description>
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<title>Cant hug this</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Cant_hug_this-2613.html</link>
<description>It looks like theyre simultaneously trying to fight and have sex.  I imagine its because the one guy wore the same clothes as the other.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/7j6kajc75646bb00_07.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Cant hug this</media:title>
<media:description>It looks like theyre simultaneously trying to fight and have sex.  I imagine its because the one guy wore the same clothes as the other.</media:description>
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<title>Electric pickles for jesus</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Electric_pickles_for_jesus-3h1f.html</link>
<description>So... being religious is like sticking a fork in your face and up your ass and connecting them to a car battery?  Gotcha.  Sounds awesome.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/31219k527e491aae_17.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Electric pickles for jesus</media:title>
<media:description>So... being religious is like sticking a fork in your face and up your ass and connecting them to a car battery?  Gotcha.  Sounds awesome.</media:description>
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<title>Girl gets taken out in rifle drill</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Girl_gets_taken_out_in_rifle_drill-359k.html</link>
<description>This is why I dont join the military.  I dont care about dying in some pointless war for corporate profit, I just dont want to do retarded shit like this.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/ej775ibdcfdikile.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Girl gets taken out in rifle drill</media:title>
<media:description>This is why I dont join the military.  I dont care about dying in some pointless war for corporate profit, I just dont want to do retarded shit like this.</media:description>
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<title>Little girl gets stuck in claw machine</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Little_girl_gets_stuck_in_claw_machine-d788.html</link>
<description>I think this is how we should dispense children from now on.  If you lack the skill to win a claw game, you dont get a kid.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/501b4c2kfk6kfjai.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Little girl gets stuck in claw machine</media:title>
<media:description>I think this is how we should dispense children from now on.  If you lack the skill to win a claw game, you dont get a kid.</media:description>
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<title>Scooter burnout failure</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Scooter_burnout_failure-d583.html</link>
<description>If youre trying to burn out a scooter, youve already failed at life.</description>
<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/51857k9lf45l37al.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Scooter burnout failure</media:title>
<media:description>If youre trying to burn out a scooter, youve already failed at life.</media:description>
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<title>Mr t. and his tank love the bible</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Mr_t_and_his_tank_love_the_bible-jhff.html</link>
<description>Mr. Ts so awesome it almost makes me want to read the Bible again.  Almost.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/5jk76b0gf5a4he55_11.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Mr t. and his tank love the bible</media:title>
<media:description>Mr. Ts so awesome it almost makes me want to read the Bible again.  Almost.</media:description>
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<title>Skateboard towing gone wrong</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Skateboard_towing_gone_wrong-ic2d.html</link>
<description>In the entire history of the universe, has anyone ever towed a skateboarder behind a car and not fucked it up?</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/5db6hb6i66el741k_16.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Skateboard towing gone wrong</media:title>
<media:description>In the entire history of the universe, has anyone ever towed a skateboarder behind a car and not fucked it up?</media:description>
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<title>Brutal motorcycle faceplant</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Brutal_motorcycle_faceplant-j90k.html</link>
<description>Maybe he had a really nasty mole on his face, and now its been ripped off?  Thatd be one upside to this.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/87k8kfh340kd01b3.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Brutal motorcycle faceplant</media:title>
<media:description>Maybe he had a really nasty mole on his face, and now its been ripped off?  Thatd be one upside to this.</media:description>
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<title>Firecracker noose</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Firecracker_noose-2hkd.html</link>
<description>There are much easier ways to kill yourself than trying to decapitate yourself with firecrackers.</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/4b52l6854cf3idj9.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Firecracker noose</media:title>
<media:description>There are much easier ways to kill yourself than trying to decapitate yourself with firecrackers.</media:description>
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<title>Water balloon ownage</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Water_balloon_ownage-9f02.html</link>
<description>When a water balloon rips your shirt, you either buy shitty shirts, or that was one hell of a water balloon.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/d3eje2171a8d5d01.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Water balloon ownage</media:title>
<media:description>When a water balloon rips your shirt, you either buy shitty shirts, or that was one hell of a water balloon.</media:description>
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<title>Skater hits his balls and his face</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Skater_hits_his_balls_and_his_face-jibe.html</link>
<description>At least he didnt hit his balls with his face.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Skater hits his balls and his face</media:title>
<media:description>At least he didnt hit his balls with his face.</media:description>
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<title>Beach umbrella attacks woman</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Beach_umbrella_attacks_woman-8k1l.html</link>
<description>Forget about sharks, umbrellas are the new terror of the beach.  Were gonna need a bigger dune buggy...</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/24labl020c2hl6ld.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Beach umbrella attacks woman</media:title>
<media:description>Forget about sharks, umbrellas are the new terror of the beach.  Were gonna need a bigger dune buggy...</media:description>
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<title>Drunk slapping contest goes wrong</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Drunk_slapping_contest_goes_wrong-4c0e.html</link>
<description>Someone shouldve seen trouble coming when drunk rednecks started hitting each other for fun.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
<media:thumbnail url="http://cdn.dumpalink.com/media/thumbs/7i7d0ll4ic65b717.jpg" width="120" height="90" />
<media:title>Drunk slapping contest goes wrong</media:title>
<media:description>Someone shouldve seen trouble coming when drunk rednecks started hitting each other for fun.</media:description>
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<title>Bird vs. snake</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Bird_vs_snake-j0cl.html</link>
<description>Get this motherfuckin snake out of my motherfuckin tree!</description>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Bird vs. snake</media:title>
<media:description>Get this motherfuckin snake out of my motherfuckin tree!</media:description>
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<title>Jackass kid breaks ankle</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Jackass_kid_breaks_ankle-dk1e.html</link>
<description>Way to go, genius.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Jackass kid breaks ankle</media:title>
<media:description>Way to go, genius.</media:description>
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<title>Bum fights in seattle</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Bum_fights_in_seattle-3hbf.html</link>
<description>And here I thought Seattle was such a clean and neat city.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Bum fights in seattle</media:title>
<media:description>And here I thought Seattle was such a clean and neat city.</media:description>
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<title>Helicopter fishing</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Helicopter_fishing-74f7.html</link>
<description>Fishing poles are old and busted.  Cool people jump out of helicopters and grab their fish.</description>
<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Helicopter fishing</media:title>
<media:description>Fishing poles are old and busted.  Cool people jump out of helicopters and grab their fish.</media:description>
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<title>White kids shouldnt jump</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/White_kids_shouldnt_jump-b8d5.html</link>
<description>He definitely can jump, but considering the consequences I wouldnt do so again.</description>
<pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>White kids shouldnt jump</media:title>
<media:description>He definitely can jump, but considering the consequences I wouldnt do so again.</media:description>
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<title>Bad go-kart wreck</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Bad_go-kart_wreck-0jl1.html</link>
<description>Hope he enjoys using his head as a roll bar.</description>
<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Bad go-kart wreck</media:title>
<media:description>Hope he enjoys using his head as a roll bar.</media:description>
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<title>Factory worker goes on rampage</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Factory_worker_goes_on_rampage-47ag.html</link>
<description>Flipping out and going on your shooting spree in your workplace is kind of an extreme reaction to being told to wear safety goggles, dont you think?</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Factory worker goes on rampage</media:title>
<media:description>Flipping out and going on your shooting spree in your workplace is kind of an extreme reaction to being told to wear safety goggles, dont you think?</media:description>
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<title>Girl gets laid out in boxing match</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Girl_gets_laid_out_in_boxing_match-34gg.html</link>
<description>I wonder what made him go from just standing there taking it to punching her across the room?</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Girl gets laid out in boxing match</media:title>
<media:description>I wonder what made him go from just standing there taking it to punching her across the room?</media:description>
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<title>The school bus ride</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/The_school_bus_ride-51ag.html</link>
<description>If Id been allowed to ride on top of the school bus instead of in it, maybe those asshole kids wouldnt have picked on me all the time.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>The school bus ride</media:title>
<media:description>If Id been allowed to ride on top of the school bus instead of in it, maybe those asshole kids wouldnt have picked on me all the time.</media:description>
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<title>Ddr breakdancing</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Ddr_breakdancing-f8li.html</link>
<description>For the first time ever, DDR doesnt look like retards trying to stomp on ants.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Ddr breakdancing</media:title>
<media:description>For the first time ever, DDR doesnt look like retards trying to stomp on ants.</media:description>
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<title>Woman gets struck by lightning</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Woman_gets_struck_by_lightning-e0h6.html</link>
<description>Heres a thought, try not standing next to a tall tree during a thunderstorm next time.</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 01 Apr 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Woman gets struck by lightning</media:title>
<media:description>Heres a thought, try not standing next to a tall tree during a thunderstorm next time.</media:description>
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<title>Hot tub jet skiing</title>
<link>http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Hot_tub_jet_skiing-3l25.html</link>
<description>When you have a jet ski but no lake, you have to improvise.</description>
<pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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<media:title>Hot tub jet skiing</media:title>
<media:description>When you have a jet ski but no lake, you have to improvise.</media:description>
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