Hope he didn't need that arm for anything.

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That phone must be who snitched on him and got him sent to prison.

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Go ahead and hit them, it' s not like you could do any more brain damage.

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I'm not sure I want this dude being responsible for my money...

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I've got something else she could polish.

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You're just a cog in the machine, man.

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Monkey vs. Robot!

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I thought women were suppose to take their clothes off to win the approval of their peers, not do stupid jackass shit like this?

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Probably fighting over who ate the last microwave corndog.

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Oh bother, let's crank dat again...

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It's not drunk driving if it's a pirate ship, matey.

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It takes a special genius to try and climb a half-fallen, unstable tree. It takes an even specialer genius to swing an ax at his foot.

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Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

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What kind of stupid animal eats drywall for fun? Raccoons, apparently.

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I'm going to hear everything McCain says in Mr. T's voice from here on out.

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This is when the bus driver should jam the accelerator down and bail out.

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This should be a winter Olympics sport.

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I'd kinda prefer my plane not be made out of fat, sweaty man-ass, but that's just me.

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Getting run over at 2 miles an hour would be kind of embarrassing.

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Go away, we don't serve your kind here.

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