lol chappelle is so f.ucking funny sometimes,keep them
coming.(beer)
sparky969
5 years ago
that is some funny sh.it!
paintedface
5 years ago
Sucks he isn't doing any more episodes :(
(Comedy Central is releasing 6 or so unaired
"new" epsiodes, but he isn't coming
back...for all those who misread the story and think he
is...I know who you are)
Badboy1986
5 years ago
Haha, where's Oskar at times like this? :D Thats great,
and so wrong at the same time. Hopefully kids won't
mistake it for an actual children's show, and I betcha
all those kids in the clip will end up doing drugs.
sparky969
5 years ago
I have never seen it before, we don't get it over here.
BOZOZO
5 years ago
[quote]On 08-04-06 12:40 paintedface wrote:
Sucks he isn't doing any more episodes :(
(Comedy Central is releasing 6 or so unaired
"new" epsiodes, but he isn't coming
back...for all those who misread the story and think he
is...I know who you are)[/quote]
I dowloaded one of his stand ups,and at a moment he
imitates and old man on crack and he does the
moonwalk,it's f.ucking hilarious:D:D:D
bendertiger
5 years ago
This shit is incredibly funny!
Grendel
5 years ago
lol. I was truly hoping to see Oskar pop out of the
garbage can:D
bendertiger
5 years ago
I think that is oscar (literally), but due to copyright
laws and the fact they'd get sued so quick if it was,
they couldn't (one can hope though)
Grendel
5 years ago
[quote]On 08-04-06 15:59 bendertiger wrote:
I think that is oscar (literally), but due to copyright
laws and the fact they'd get sued so quick if it was,
they couldn't (one can hope though)[/quote]
I was talking about dumpalink Oskar(beer)
jappie
5 years ago
yeh where is oskar Is he dead or something !! I think
Canadian
did knocked him in hospital Bad very bad . Ipitty
him.:D
bendertiger
5 years ago
Oh, lol, sorry
Blackpaw
5 years ago
[quote]On 08-04-06 16:07 jappie wrote:
yeh where is oskar Is he dead or something !! I think
Canadian
did knocked him in hospital Bad very bad . Ipitty
him.:D[/quote]
He's a Benfica fan so I think he's no longer with
us:(:( Goodbye Oskar.
BOZOZO
5 years ago
[quote]On 08-04-06 16:13 Blackpaw wrote:
[..]
He's a Benfica fan so I think he's no longer with
us:(:( Goodbye Oskar.[/quote]
Viva barcelona !!!!!!!!!!!
TreeClimber
5 years ago
[quote]On 08-04-06 12:18 BOZOZO wrote:
lol chappelle is so f.ucking funny sometimes,keep them
coming.(beer)[/quote]
Did you know he plays the piano veryvery well.(j)(j)(j)
BOZOZO
5 years ago
[quote]On 08-04-06 19:08 TreeClimber wrote:
[..]
Did you know he plays the piano veryvery
well.(j)(j)(j)[/quote]
He does ?? Cool,it's not easy to play well,it takes a
long time.:o
Death_Church
5 years ago
more chappelle!
fonzie
5 years ago
heyyy
Third_Reich
5 years ago
The message i got was
"Don't be a drug-addict, homeless no one that has
too much premiscuous and unprotected sex"
Easier to say: "don't follow black culture"
shruggs.
mak10
5 years ago
Funny, every homeless person I see trying to sell me
the big issue is white (beer)
Grendel
5 years ago
OSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!
TreeClimber
5 years ago
[quote]On 08-04-06 16:07 jappie wrote:
yeh where is oskar Is he dead or something !! I think
Canadian
did knocked him in hospital Bad very bad . Ipitty
him.:D[/quote]
Canadian is a typical back stabber.;)
duhm
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 01:14 Third_Reich wrote:
The message i got was
"Don't be a drug-addict, homeless no one that has
too much premiscuous and unprotected sex"
Easier to say: "don't follow black culture"
shruggs.[/quote]
typical of the small equiped racist crowd. take a walk
through any American city and you will see as many
homeless drugged out white people as you see blacks.
stupid racists suck my balls.
JPN1
5 years ago
really, name me the city your talking about!
duhm
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 06:23 JPN1 wrote:
really, name me the city your talking about![/quote]
ok fine i will play your stupid racist game - i have
travelled the entire east and west coast of america -
each city there has as many white homeless as it does
black or other. but i really should name them for you
because like most americans you probably don't even
know your own geography!!
JPN1
5 years ago
did you site a city in that post?..i must have missed
it being the dumb AMERICAN that i am.
camlaf
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 06:26 duhm wrote:
[..]
ok fine i will play your stupid racist game - i have
travelled the entire east and west coast of america -
each city there has as many white homeless as it does
black or other. but i really should name them for you
because like most americans you probably don't even
know your own geography!!
[/quote]
Hes been across the east coast , been across the west
coast .Put your hands in the air because he's a true
player!
JPN1
5 years ago
what about the middle? are there no homeless in the
middle , you little canadian twat?
camlaf
5 years ago
He must of been a part of the homeless population,
seeing as how he knows so much about it.
duhm
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 06:29 JPN1 wrote:
did you site a city in that post?..i must have missed
it being the dumb AMERICAN that i am.[/quote]
damn you are an ignorant american - what part couldn't
you understand of the english paragraph i just wrote?
was it the i travelled the entire west and east coasts
or the part about needing to write down each city
contained on those coasts?
you are a shining example of an American ignoramus. you
should be so proud of yourself. and a racist to boot -
who would have thought? well that is a redundant
question as every small-minded racist i have ever meet
on my world travels has been an idiot, and you sir are
no different.
and it's CITE not SITE - geez thought i was duhm...
JPN1
5 years ago
i think he's googling AMERICAN cities...what a
douch!
camlaf
5 years ago
I don't think he can pronounce an American city. He is
a steriotypical anti american douche bag. Go back to
where you came , you don't see me pretending to visit
or know what ever shit hole you came from. So
dont pretend you are the authority on anything
American.
duhm
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 06:35 JPN1 wrote:
what about the middle? are there no homeless in the
middle , you little canadian twat?[/quote]
and once again your fantastic american reading skills
come to the forefront! how many times have i said, i
am not Canadian!!! learn to read yankee doodle. i
know, i know, so many of your fellow countrymen are
bumpkins at best, but on my travels at least some of
you could read and write above a grade six level...
and aren't you the same racist idiot who claims to have
served in the US forces? if so, you must have gotten in
under their new lowered standards. yee haa how does it
feel to be a redneck!?
camlaf
5 years ago
He is 45 at best. Balding. Thinks he's an accomplished
intellectual , etc, etc. You bore me duhm come up with
a real argument . Jaami and k1ng are morons at best ,
and Ithink they would give you a run for your money.
duhm
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 06:42 camlaf wrote:
I don't think he can pronounce an American city. He is
a steriotypical anti american douche bag. Go back to
where you came , you don't see me pretending to visit
or know what ever shit hole you came from. So
dont pretend you are the authority on anything
American.[/quote]
aww what are you his mother coming to protect him?
stupid pie-hole americans. after traveling your sad
little nation and seeing how so many live in poverty in
the 'land of freedom' it makes me really wonder why you
all fall for the propaganda about america being the
greatest nation on earth. every northern european
nation is light-years ahead of you yahoos but again,
you couldn't even point out europe on a map.
i bet at least one of you two dimbulbs is a graduate of
your 'fine' american college system. you know the one
that turns out graduates in which 80% cannot even
balance a simple ledger sheet or read a bank statement.
and listening to you two little girls makes me believe
you are from the american 'heartland'... aka - red
state idiotland. that's why i stayed on the coasts -
away from republican imbreeders like yourselves. sure
there are lots of you morons in florida, but any state
that elects jeb bush must be full of grade A morons.
later little girls.
JPN1
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 06:38 duhm wrote:
[..]
damn you are an ignorant american - what part couldn't
you understand of the english paragraph i just wrote?
was it the i travelled the entire west and east coasts
or the part about needing to write down each city
contained on those coasts?
you are a shining example of an American ignoramus. you
should be so proud of yourself. and a racist to boot -
who would have thought? well that is a redundant
question as every small-minded racist i have ever meet
on my world travels has been an idiot, and you sir are
no different.
and it's CITE not SITE - geez thought i was
duhm...[/quote]oh forgive me mr. spellchecker..oh god
i'm so embarrassed...after that rant that you imposed
on us, i have yet to see a city that you claimed to
have visited and seen all thess atrocities...how about
a city numbnuts?...your all talk and no facts!
camlaf
5 years ago
*yawn*
duhm
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 06:42 camlaf wrote:
I don't think he can pronounce an American city. He is
a steriotypical anti american douche bag. Go back to
where you came , you don't see me pretending to visit
or know what ever shit hole you came from. So
dont pretend you are the authority on anything
American.[/quote]
i lived in your sorry ass country for almost a year so
go pick your zits little girl.
camlaf
5 years ago
*yawn* you bore me . You remind me of my retarted
neighbor. Run along now.
JPN1
5 years ago
i'm just a dumb stupid redneck...yee haw!!!...owning my
own house on 4 acres...three cars in the
driveway...drinking imported beer... talking to smug
little canadian know it all's....oh god! the
humanity.....fuck you you little cunt,
from the home of the brave, and the land of the free!
Sting
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 06:53 duhm wrote:
[..]
i lived in your sorry ass country for almost a year so
go pick your zits little girl.[/quote] Hey duhm, why do
you have to be so down on america all the time? You and
I agree politically the majority of the time here,
we've had a few good conversations. while you start out
with saying "racists suck"(I shortened it)
obviously, the racists and thier narrow mided views
piss you off. Why then would you have such a narrow
minded view of my big beautiful america?
camlaf
5 years ago
I actually feel my brain cells commiting suicide every
time I respond to him. I'm just not going to respond to
these people. They prove they aren't intelligent or
worthy of a response.
JPN1
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 07:01 camlaf wrote:
I actually feel my brain cells commiting suicide every
time I respond to him. I'm just not going to respond to
these people. They prove they aren't intelligent or
worthy of a response. [/quote]i agree with you cam, but
sometimes it's hard not to respond to such blatent
shit...i'll try harder.
The_Devil
5 years ago
In other news, I seen king Kong this afternoon. great
movie but it was about 2 and a half hours.
camlaf
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 07:03 JPN1 wrote:
[..]i agree with you cam, but sometimes it's hard not
to respond to such blatent shit...i'll try
harder.
[/quote]
I swear it would make his day alot worse ignoring or
brushing him off.They just want a rise out of us I mean
come on what am I suppose to say to this gem?
"i lived in your sorry ass country for almost a
year so go pick your zits little girl." -Duhm
JPN1
5 years ago
hey dev, was it worth it?
juggernaut22
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 06:53 duhm wrote:
[..]
i lived in your sorry ass country for almost a year so
go pick your zits little girl.[/quote]
wow you hate racist people yet you turn around calling
all Americans dumb yanks and all that shit, so
in a BIG way you are what you hate which is a !RACIST
BIGOT! :? fuckin stupidass
camlaf
5 years ago
I saw weatherman it was "so so". Okay I need
you guys help here are my options. "The big
bounce" "longest yard" I have seen
neither but willwatch one. Lets goyou guys are on the
clock.
The_Devil
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 07:05 JPN1 wrote:
hey dev, was it worth it?[/quote]Me mutilating my
testicles or the movie? either way, yes to both.
JPN1
5 years ago
longest yard!
The_Devil
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 07:07 camlaf wrote:
I saw weatherman it was "so so". Okay I need
you guys help here are my options. "The big
bounce" "longest yard" I have seen
neither but willwatch one. Lets goyou guys are on the
clock.[/quote] Longest yard was pretty good. it didn't
have any replay value, but it was a good movie to watch
once.
BOZOZO
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 07:04 The_Devil wrote:
In other news, I seen king Kong this afternoon. great
movie but it was about 2 and a half hours. [/quote]
Morning mr devil,that movie is ok,but long.Jack black
is funny in there.Have u seen LORD OF WAR???
That movie is awesome,talks about weapons traffic,and
how it goes,very interesting.(beer)
ahomelessman
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 07:04 The_Devil wrote:
In other news, I seen king Kong this afternoon. great
movie but it was about 2 and a half hours. [/quote]yeah
it was boring until it was 20 minuets in
camlaf
5 years ago
longest yard it is. good day sirs.
The_Devil
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 07:09 BOZOZO wrote:
[..]
Morning mr devil,that movie is ok,but long.Jack black
is funny in there.Have u seen LORD OF WAR???
That movie is awesome,talks about weapons traffic,and
how it goes,very interesting.(beer)[/quote] Lord of war
was a stellar flick. I think it was one of the better
nicholas cage movies...aside from gone in 60
seconds.(my wifes favorite) how are you this morning?
@homeless, the end was a bit long to. I got about 15
minutes from the end think "jesus christ, kill the
mokey already"
ahomelessman
5 years ago
[quote]@homeless, the end was a bit long to. I got
about 15 minutes from the end think "jesus christ,
kill the mokey already[/quote]eh kinda
The_Devil
5 years ago
Right now I'm watching bill and teds excellent
adventure. I really want to die right now. I think I'm
gonna hunt bill down and murder him.
ahomelessman
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 07:16 The_Devil wrote:
Right now I'm watching bill and teds excellent
adventure. I really want to die right now. I think I'm
gonna hunt bill down and murder him. [/quote]
oh the stoner movie i remeber that
JPN1
5 years ago
i hope they at least ate that big monkey after it was
over..:(
BOZOZO
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 07:12 The_Devil wrote:
[..] Lord of war was a stellar flick. I think it was
one of the better nicholas cage movies...aside from
gone in 60 seconds.(my wifes favorite) how are you this
morning?
@homeless, the end was a bit long to. I got about 15
minutes from the end think "jesus christ, kill the
mokey already"
[/quote]
I'm ok but i have a f.ucking hangover,too much tequila
shots yesterday.But some really funny stuff
happened,there was this guy at the club,really drunk,he
wen't to talk to some chicks and threw up on one of
them,it was f.ucking hilarious(not for the girl of
course),the looks on her face were priceless,my ribs
still hurt me from laughin so much:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
For me i think it's the best nicholas cage movie,along
with arizona junior,and sailor and lula.(beer)
The_Devil
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 07:18 JPN1 wrote:
i hope they at least ate that big monkey after it was
over..:([/quote] I'm not goiong to give away the end,
but yes, yes they did eat the monkey.
JPN1
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 07:20 BOZOZO wrote:
[..]
I'm ok but i have a f.ucking hangover,too much tequila
shots yesterday.But some really funny stuff
happened,there was this guy at the club,really drunk,he
wen't to talk to some chicks and threw up on one of
them,it was f.ucking hilarious(not for the girl of
course),the looks on her face were priceless,my ribs
still hurt me from laughin so much:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
For me i think it's the best nicholas cage movie,along
with arizona junior,and sailor and
lula.(beer)[/quote]sharing bodily fluids is part of
sex...he shouldn't be embarressed...:)
Edge
5 years ago
gotta love Sesame Street on Cr.ack
BOZOZO
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 07:23 JPN1 wrote:
[..]sharing bodily fluids is part of sex...he shouldn't
be embarressed...:)
[/quote]
The guy wasn't,he just fell to the floor right after
that and fell asleep,until the bouncers sent him flying
out of the place.:D:D:D:D:D
The_Devil
5 years ago
most women I know don't mind being puked on.
speaking of which, my brother a decade ago or so got a
really hot chick drunk. she was way out of his league.
to make a long story short she ended up riding him.
half way through she puked on him and then refused to
stop. the worst part is he let her. god damn sick stuff
I tell ya.
BOZOZO
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 07:27 The_Devil wrote:
most women I know don't mind being puked on.
speaking of which, my brother a decade ago or so got a
really hot chick drunk. she was way out of his league.
to make a long story short she ended up riding him.
half way through she puked on him and then refused to
stop. the worst part is he let her. god damn sick stuff
I tell ya.[/quote]
Holy s.hit,u're making my ribs hurt me again,but what a
laugh,thx dev(beer)(beer)(beer)(beer)(beer)(beer)(beer)
JPN1
5 years ago
another good reason to put a bag on their head
beforehand!
The_Devil
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 07:28 BOZOZO wrote:
[..]
Holy s.hit,u're making my ribs hurt me again,but what a
laugh,thx [/quote]
I wish I was joking. its a true story. my brother was a
bit of an oddball with sex. his first time was in the
bathroom of a public library. we all went camping one
time and he met a park ranger. she was easy 250 lbs. he
kept joking with us saying "I'm gonna fuck
her skinny. well, we decided the only way to screw him
over was to get him stupid drunk and then convience him
it was really a good idea. he ended up fucking
this woman in the entrance shack of the park. the next
morning when we told him, he cried...like a girl. its
one of my better memories.
JPN1
5 years ago
hey dev, want me to send you that song?
BOZOZO
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 07:33 The_Devil wrote:
[..]
I wish I was joking. its a true story. my brother was a
bit of an oddball with sex. his first time was in the
bathroom of a public library. we all went camping one
time and he met a park ranger. she was easy 250 lbs. he
kept joking with us saying "I'm gonna fuck
her skinny. well, we decided the only way to screw him
over was to get him stupid drunk and then convience him
it was really a good idea. he ended up fucking
this woman in the entrance shack of the park. the next
morning when we told him, he cried...like a girl. its
one of my better memories.[/quote]
You gotta be kidding me,250lbs !!?????
How did he find the way in...:?
The_Devil
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 07:35 JPN1 wrote:
hey dev, want me to send you that song?[/quote]
I do. I have Itunes now. it there a way to send it
through there? or do you have another suggestion?
@bozozo, I have no clue. he refered to me as
asshole for the next six months. I need to call
him tomorrow and rub that shit in again.
JPN1
5 years ago
no, as long asyou have i-tunes it should go right
through....just post your e-mail for like twenty
seconds on your profile, and i will copy it. if you get
e-mails from anyone else you can block them... let me
know what time you will post,and i'll send it to you.
The_Devil
5 years ago
its up.
JPN1
5 years ago
all set.
The_Devil
5 years ago
who is the band? how big is the file?
BOZOZO
5 years ago
Well guys,have fun with the tunes,i'm off to
sleep.(beer)
;)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
camlaf
5 years ago
anyone here have ICQ?
The_Devil
5 years ago
jesus christ, I haven't seen Icq since it first came
out.
camlaf
5 years ago
I meant IM but yea its all the same
JPN1
5 years ago
dev, it took a few times but i think it went through.
camlaf
5 years ago
Who has IM
JPN1
5 years ago
if that's some sort of std...i don't.
camlaf
5 years ago
it can be treated with penicillin,it's notlike AIDS or
anything.
JPN1
5 years ago
i don't care, nothing comes between me and my knob!
camlaf
5 years ago
your loss
JPN1
5 years ago
i was just looking at it, and it seems to be a little
down
now you've got me worried....:(
camlaf
5 years ago
cut it off immediately and put it in the freezer. Take
it to
your doc on monday have him checkit out for ya.
If its still good he will re attach it good as new, and
if not
you did yourself a favor.
JPN1
5 years ago
will do, thanks for the advise dr. cam....i'm out.
have a nice night....(beer)
@ dev ..hope you got the tracks...talk to you soon.
camlaf
5 years ago
[quote]On 09-04-06 08:34 JPN1 wrote:
will do, thanks for the advise dr. cam....i'm out.
have a nice night....(beer)
@ dev ..hope you got the tracks...talk to you
soon.[/quote]
NP friend I usually charge people for
the advise I just gave you. Good night friend.
kevinq
5 years ago
funny shit
sloppyjosef
4 years ago
i caught puppet herpes oce. itched like hell. thanks
loita...